thebrokenphantom:

callsign-stalker:

thebrokenphantom:

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"Motherfucker stole my sandwich, so a cattle prod is what his ass deserves."

"ONLY a cattleprod?"

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"Anything else would be too quick of a punishment."

"I see…"

thebrokenphantom:

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"Motherfucker stole my sandwich, so a cattle prod is what his ass deserves."

"ONLY a cattleprod?"

callsign-stalker:

TBH one of my biggest gripes about Max Ride was the lack of intel. I mean, if I’d written it the whole first part of the book would have been the history of the program, some snapshots of the creation of the Flock, and then Itex being smashed flat by the military and about 20 pages of scientists and Erasers being torn apart by their own creations. Then the rest of the series would be Max and the Flock going round the world, hounded by the unstoppable force that was the only operational Omega, who has the full backing of the United Nations to bring to heel a “clear and present threat to the human species” (since they know nothing about Max and the Flock and Fang’s blog would instantly be hacked and locked down so the public wouldn’t be able to view it by NSA and CIA internet snipers). No real chance for romance other than a few; no weird coincidences, and NO FUCKING DYLAN. And the one time they’d get captured by Itex would end with the Director being torn apart in front of Max’s eyes with enough force to shower her with blood and worse, followed closely by the largest air assault the modern world has ever seen. No army of teenagers, but a REAL army,  lead by the special forces of the world. 
Obviously thats not what happened and it annoyed me greatly that they focused more on Max’s emotional state (which I should add is as flat as a pancake hit by a Scorpion tank) and a bit of other shit. 
Its not a very deep story and I think thats why its so popular. 

AND NOW IT SEEMS THERE’S ANOTHER BOOK.
Woo.

asker

callsign-stalker asked: "Do you remember what happened?" Probably not...he'd conked his skull on the nose of a plane...

fnickwalker:

callsign-stalker:

fnickwalker:

callsign-stalker:

fnickwalker:

"No." Fang raised a hand gently to his face. "But this general area hurts. What did I do?"

"Tried to show off for Max and smacked into the GAU-18A coming out of the nose of a landing A-10."
He reached his hand out to help the other mutant to his feet.

"Sounds like me." He grumbled, taking the other boys hand and pulling himself up, instantly getting dizzy. "Whoa okay. Here we go."

"Easy there. You need an ice pack?"

"That might be good." He agreed, blinking quickly and trying to keep his balance. "Just to clarify, there are two planes over there? I’m not seeing double right?"

Stalker glanced over and looked where Fang was. 
"Yeah, there’s two. That’s Galm Team’s planes. 

asker

callsign-stalker asked: "Do you remember what happened?" Probably not...he'd conked his skull on the nose of a plane...

fnickwalker:

callsign-stalker:

fnickwalker:

"No." Fang raised a hand gently to his face. "But this general area hurts. What did I do?"

"Tried to show off for Max and smacked into the GAU-18A coming out of the nose of a landing A-10."
He reached his hand out to help the other mutant to his feet.

"Sounds like me." He grumbled, taking the other boys hand and pulling himself up, instantly getting dizzy. "Whoa okay. Here we go."

"Easy there. You need an ice pack?"

asker

callsign-stalker asked: "Do you remember what happened?" Probably not...he'd conked his skull on the nose of a plane...

fnickwalker:

"No." Fang raised a hand gently to his face. "But this general area hurts. What did I do?"

"Tried to show off for Max and smacked into the GAU-18A coming out of the nose of a landing A-10."
He reached his hand out to help the other mutant to his feet.

fnickwalker:

the-universal-fates
//Another book in the Maximum Ride series. Bringing the total up to nine.

(tiny pop from one of those party popper things)
yay…

blrdgirl:

callsign-stalker:

 

"And I bet you don’t object to it outside of work, either," she smirked.

"As long as its not something really important. But that’s why I have you. He listens to you."

blrdgirl:

callsign-stalker:

blrdgirl:

callsign-stalker:

blrdgirl:

"The nights you could cope, your intentions were gold-

                     but the mountains will shake,

             I need to know I can still make

                                                                                   explosions.”

"Sounds like something Deejay would sing."

"I might have heard it from him, actually."

"Somehow I’m not surprised."
The pilot chuckled slightly. 
"He certainly can still make explosions."

"I get the feeling you like that about him."

"Its part of his job, along with hacking."

blrdgirl:

callsign-stalker:

blrdgirl:

"The nights you could cope, your intentions were gold-

                     but the mountains will shake,

             I need to know I can still make

                                                                                   explosions.”

"Sounds like something Deejay would sing."

"I might have heard it from him, actually."

"Somehow I’m not surprised."
The pilot chuckled slightly. 
"He certainly can still make explosions."