jessicaavps:

malicemidnight:

gypsiesneversleep:

thesunandthesea37:

flomation:

musicallyharmonized:

koalicorn:

My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing.  We were interrupted by this.. 

IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE 

ISNT THIS FROM SHREK

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG

its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh

I will never not reblog this

Im only reblogging this because of the gif of the dolphin.

(via southern-belle-outcast)

officialfang:

callsign-stalker:

"Its probably one of the screaming fangirls out front."

  “What?”

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"Your fangirls. The ones who follow your blog…the ones who got in the way of the SEAL team attempting to extract you and the Flock?"
The pilot pulled open a window and shouted “OI! SHOVE OFF! OR I’LL FLASHBANG YOUR ASSES!”

Drinks?//Snapped// +callsign-stalker

flyingfromtheschool:

callsign-stalker:

He stumbled, catching her light weight easily with his arms. Bulked up she might be…but she still had the bones of a bird. 
"You tell me when it doesn’t."

"Oh you’ll know, honey. But for now let’s just enjoy."
She smirked before pressing herself against him as she locked her lips onto his.

"No complaints," he started to say, but her lips silenced him. 
He loved how agressive she was…what had made her like this was, in his book, a small price to pay for a totally worthwhile change.

Drinks?//Snapped// +callsign-stalker

flyingfromtheschool:

callsign-stalker:

"Well I’m not going to complain in the least."

Without warning Ride jumped up, wrapping her legs around his waist, stripping herself of her jacket.
“That certainly works in your favour.”

He stumbled, catching her light weight easily with his arms. Bulked up she might be…but she still had the bones of a bird. 
"You tell me when it doesn’t."

Drinks?//Snapped// +callsign-stalker

flyingfromtheschool:

callsign-stalker:

"The future is always in motion I guess, right?"

"Let’s just say I live for now, honey. With you and me and right now."

"Well I’m not going to complain in the least."

Anything New? //Main// +callsign-stalker

flyingfromtheschool:

callsign-stalker:

"Since when has it NOT been a thing? I may not have done it straight out, you can’t do that in the military political game or they’ll eat you alive…but I’ve stood up for you plenty of times."

"Since you’ve hated the way I go about things which is what? Since I met you? You’ve practically hated me Stalker so I’m sorry if I’m taking this as news. Seriously though, I wouldn’t have expected but it’s…appreciated, I think…"

"I don’t hate you, or the way you do things, Max. I wish you’d listen to me sometimes, and I wish you’d change some of your tactics, but overall, I like you as a person. You’re…refreshingly BLUNT."

officialfang:

"I heard my name."

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"Its probably one of the screaming fangirls out front."

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE A MAXIMUM RIDE ROLEPLAYER

Drinks?//Snapped// +callsign-stalker

flyingfromtheschool:

callsign-stalker:

"What, were you going to shoot me if it was?"
He laughed slightly. 

"Maybe, maybe not. The answer to that question doesn’t particularly matter, honey. Since that didn’t happen."

"The future is always in motion I guess, right?"

Anything New? //Main// +callsign-stalker

flyingfromtheschool:

callsign-stalker:

"Its the former, I’ll tell you that much. Admittedly there are some of the brass who’d like you gone…especially in the Navy. They’re STILL ticked about what you did to that boomer sub of theres. I keep telling them it wasn’t your fault but apparently they don’t wanna listen…but thats not here nor there."

Okay so she’d lost one bet.
"Can you just like, rewind one second."
She glanced up at him, eyebrow raised, as if confused.
"….You stood up for me? Since when was that a thing?" 

"Since when has it NOT been a thing? I may not have done it straight out, you can’t do that in the military political game or they’ll eat you alive…but I’ve stood up for you plenty of times."